Sunday, June 27, 2010

New HIVE 5 deadline -- July 15

several people have requested that we extend the deadline for HIVE 5, so we've pushed it back to July 15.

the guidelines are the same as for previous issues:

1-15 Pages
Black & White/Greyscale
End page size is 5.5x8.5
At least 300 dpi

also, please send us a self portrait and a short bio at the time of your submission.

send these beautiful masterworks to me at by midnight on the 15th. i will sit here by my computer, literally paralyzed with anticipation, while the entries roll in.


in other news: anyone else going to MIX? we'll be there!


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    thanks craig and anonymous!

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